Max: The Kid Who's Name is Max for Some Reason

A story about a jerk getting his comeuppance.

By Tucz

Chapter 1: Foreshadowing and Introductions

As I was walking home, I looked into the window... and it was there. But you're probably wondering what happened to me and what was through the window, well I'll tell you, but that will be for later because first I need to introduce you to my friends.

I'm Max, which is a really common name for a kid in a book for some reason. I like to eat trains, glass, and dirt. My other friend is Jon, Jon is kind of weird, he likes to eat cake, steak, and spaghetti. Ihaveareallylongnameforsomereasonsanditsucks is my bestest friend, he is really cool, he has a nickname, which is Jack, so let's call him that. He also has a skateboard, but he never rides it, he always says his skateboard breaks for some reason every time he rides it.

Now you're probably wondering why we exist, well it started trillions of years ago when two atoms bumped into each other, causing them to blow up into the universe. So that's how we exist.

So the other day I was walking home from school when Jack and his little sister, Mybrotherhasareallylongnameandidotoosoyeah, or Jill, as we like to call her, Jack and Jill were running up the hill to my house, but then there was a rock on the hill so Jack tripped and he hit his head so hard that he cracked it open and his brains fell out.

Another time, this happened but since Jack is magical he revived himself.

But this time he was knocked unconscious which meant he couldn't heal himself. So we took him home and his mom used her magic spell to fix him up.

Chapter 2: Jack Sucks

The next day, Jack came up to me and Jon, I kept telling Jon that steak tastes horrible, but he said that if he likes it then he likes it. Jack said that he agrees with Jon and that I shouldn't care if Jon likes what he likes as long as he's happy. So I told him I wish I hadn't gotten him healed and that I should've just kept him there. Jack then told me that his sister could have just carried her so I told him that I would've killed his sister since I had actually brought a knife with me and if I know how much you sucked then I would've killed both of you.

Jack said I was mean and he said this, "Don't call me, don't call my house, we're done." And I told him that his broken head was the best thing that had ever happened to him. He then left. When me and Jon got back home to my place, we did our homework. My mom told me that kids like me should go outside and not stay inside and do homework. I told my mom to shut her fat face up before I get my Glock and kill her, and so my mom ran out of the house and that was the end of it.

Jon said that I was mean for saying that. I told him he was overreacting and that it was just a joke. But that's when I saw something from out of the window, it looked like some weird thing with a hood. I shrugged it off as my imagination.

Chapter 3: Something is Coming for ME!

Oh my god, I saw the thing again, it isn't my imagination, JON SAW IT THE OTHER DAY!!!! I don't think I want to write in this journal anymore. But I'm gonna continue just incase something happens to me.

I think I'm being followed, I was walking home and something was following my every move. Every time I switched sidewalk sides, the person would follow me to the other side. I would ask my mom but she isn't here. She usually would be back after 2 hours after I threaten her, but its been 3 days and she isn't back. My dad died 5 years ago so I can't ask him. I'm scared, I think I'm gonna stay in Jon's house for a while.

JON'S PARENTS ARE MISSING. I went to his house and he was there by himself. I talked with him about the strange thing happening. He said he read something in a paranormal book saying that he was being haunted by the ghost of revenge. He said that the ghost of revenge comes out when you do or say something really bad. I told Jon he was just a lame nerd that only knows how to suck at things. Jon then told me he can't stay in his house and to get out or he'll use his shotgun on me. I left and now I guess I only have 1 more option. Jack's house. Oh Jack, I wanna call him a whole bunch of offensive things, but I won't because that would be too far.

I knocked on Jack's door and Jill answered. I told her to grab her lame brother or I would kick her face to the point of her needing face reconstruction surgery. She told me to stop being mean and that her brother was in his room. I knocked on his room and told him to get out or I would make him wish he never existed. He came out and told me to get out of here because he's not my friend anymore. I got out my gun and shot him to death. I told his parents that they shouldn't worry because if they told anyone they would be next. I left the house. As I was walking home, I looked into the window... and it was there!

Chapter 4: I'm Unsafe!