Shopping Sally

Sally went to the shops to buy earth, the earth is big and strong and eats milk, why is milk good, it isn’t it tastes like cardboard which tastes like green tea, so I guess you can say milk tastes like green tea. Green tea tastes like dog doodoo, and that doesn’t taste good at all. So I guess you could say that the earth drinks dog doodoo tasting milk, which is why dog doodoo tastes like dog doodoo. It’s because of milk. So does that mean that dog doodoo actually smells like milk? So that means that our life is a lie, we are all liars. How many lies have you told. Probably thousands, maybe even tens of thousands. But that’s because we say a lot of thing, and when we’re mad we say a LOT of things. Like that one time I got mad and said that I would kill my parents when I grew up, and guess what, I didn’t, I killed them when I was a kid. They deserved it anyway. They always beat up my neighbor, he was my best friend, now I’m writing this in prison. Prison life is hard. Everyday I think about how great life would be if I was free. If I was free, I would travel the world. I would buy a beautiful mansion and I would have a happy family. That reminds me of the one time I had my brother. My brother has everything. A mansion, a family, happiness, but I have nothing, oh man, If only I could travel back in time. That reminds me of a movie called Back in the Time of the Future. It’s where this guy travels back in time to prevent his science teacher from being stabbed by a gang. It’s a really good movie, you should check it out. Time travel movies are pretty interesting. Anyway, Sally bought the earth and now she is happy. The End!